um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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