no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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