We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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