Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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