I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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