who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
