Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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