I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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