I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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