you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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