thus making me awesome and them whores
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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