Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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