Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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