the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
