apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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