Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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