Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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