We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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