btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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