question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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