Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
