I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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