Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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