This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
