my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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