Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
