I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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