So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We left the knife in your bed.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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