return my video game
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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