Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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