I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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