He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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