when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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