i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
And then he peed in my hair
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