this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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