I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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