no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
