If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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