seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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