You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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