This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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