If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
