Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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