i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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