It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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