Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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