Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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