is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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