we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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