seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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