I bet he comes in French.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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