Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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