It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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