these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize