pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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