I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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