: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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